February 2011
20 posts
Softly Laying On The Ground. Oh-ooohh.
Hurry, summer. I wanna smoke on my roof again.
Must be tha ganja.
Otherwise, why else would I spend 15 minutes looking for my phone and doing the potty dance? THEN say Fuck It, go in the bathroom, bend over to get a new roll of toilet paper, and watch my phone fall from between my tits?
I’ve been giggling all day because of my baby brother.
Wendy: Michael, where do babies come from?
Michael: From the Momma’s butt!
firefliesinyourjar asked: i hate that i miss you. it sucks because i can't have you /:
i hope i still mean something to you...wow i sound lame. it's hard though...i can't seem to find someone who makes me feel the way you used to make me feel. i guess that's because there's only one you.
hopefully i'll see you soon? t
i hope i still mean something to you...wow i sound lame. it's hard though...i can't seem to find someone who makes me feel the way you used to make me feel. i guess that's because there's only one you.
hopefully i'll see you soon? t
I have to pee.
I’m so cereal. But I’m tumblin. So I’m stuck. I’ll have to leave my bedroom floor eventually for nutrition and lizard draining. Got snowed in today, when I was supposed to be partying the ENTIRE weekend. Fuckshit. At least now, I still have monies. And nowww, I can get my tongue pierced on Tuesday! Herpderppp.
January 2011
161 posts
don't do school, stay in drugs
Ohmyfuck. Heart attack.
So I’m scrolling down, and stop to stare at some nice titts. Then I hear my grandpa behind me, so I scroll back up real fast! BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! I looked at his face, and his jaw was like on the fucking floor. I said “Ummm…” And he was all like “What, no! Go back, I saw titties!!!”
I’m still laughing.
Can’t.
Breathe.
Well THAT was fucking hilarious.
So my annoying, stalker ex-girlfriend texts me. After I’ve told her time and time again to delete my fucking number. I kept up a civil, yet cold conversation. And she says we haven’t talked in a while. To which I say “That’s because you annoy the fuck outta me.” She says “Fine what the fuck ever bye then” and THEN has her Mommy text me, tryna bitch me out....
He bought me a gigantic bag of War Heads.
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obateyinrealife asked: ahhh ha thanks :) Your blog is tight. Your captions to shit crack me up
Have a fun snow day pretty lady!!
Have a fun snow day pretty lady!!